Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Back online!!!

Hey everybody, I am back! My computer, with its fancy new motherboard in tow, is now back in my hot little hands. Unfortunately I am now bogged down with unbelievable amounts of work for school. And since I don't see that situation remedying itself until around, oh, December, you will have to keep bearing with me if I don't post very often. I know you're all disappointed. God knows I would be if I were you.
So until probably the weekend here's wishing you a good week!


Blogger Brad said...

28 days without your insight. You son of a bitch. As a faithful reader, I demand better!

Or I reckon I could interpret it that too much brilliance, i.e. brilliance coming too soon on the heels of previous brilliance, would only serve to, in a way, immunize me against the genius of a "Cliff post" wherein the burden of constantly producing words of staggering genius could be too much for Cliff to take. Under this scenario, of course, long delays would be warranted and actually encouraged.

Either way, welcome back.

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Hooray! I was just thinking about you.

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Blogger Brad said...

I'm trying to think of some juvenile joke revolving around "your motherboard", but it's just not coming.


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... or three... brad, i'm not trying to say you're funny only two thirds of the time. although, that in itself would be kind of funny.

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Did you not find the "donkey-cock" post to your amusement? My sincerest apologies. Perhaps next time I will try to find a more appropriate animal whose cock I may pick on, such as seahorse or an armadillo.

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Blogger Brad said...


Oh, Cliff.

Where have you gone?


Your blog.

It lacks an update.


Oh, Cliff.

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Blogger Brad said...

Decided to take the month of September off, hunh? Well, I can understand that. I mean, it's always hard coming down off that Labor Day hangover.

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