You Suck And Everyone Knows It

Dear Microsoft,

Why, oh why does Hotmail no longer work with Safari? Are you really that insecure that you have to get into these little pissing matches with Apple? The leader in a category is not supposed to acknowledge those below. Jackasses. And if you want to remain relevant, how about letting mail clients sync with your email addresses without paying your ridiculous upgrades!

I have recently been forced to use your assy software at my new job, and it's like returning to the Dark Ages. I had forgotten how nothing works on a PC. How the error messsages you get don't bother to tell you what you actually did wrong. How, in general, you say to your users, "We're too busy counting our monopoly money. You figure out what's wrong with the piece of shit we sold you."

You can kiss my grits.



P.S. For those of you who have been using my hotmail account, feel free to discontinue use of it. In its stead, please use:
adamsch79@gmail.com

Word.